Friday, August 24, 2007
Girls
Do u know, when i was a kid
so many girls wantd to kiss me, i allowed them,
but now i want to kiss so many girls,
but they dont allow me. SELFISH GIRLS..... :( :( :(
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Tickle ur funny bones !!!
Good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'.
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!!!
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.paidakyunhuethe.com
An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty.
When a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?Push......Paa.
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaati ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'.
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!!!
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.paidakyunhuethe.com
An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty.
When a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?Push......Paa.
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Monday, August 20, 2007
Girls and Boys Policy
GIRLS POLICY:
FRAUD with INNOCENT boys.
FUN with HANDSOME boys.
FRIENDSHIP with SMART boys.
LOVE with FAITHFUL boys.
MARRIAGE with RICH boys.
BOYS POLICY:
INDIA is our Nation.
GIRLS are our DESTINATION.
FLIRTING is our PROFESSION.
DATING is our OCCUPATION.
to hell with our EDUCATION.
FRAUD with INNOCENT boys.
FUN with HANDSOME boys.
FRIENDSHIP with SMART boys.
LOVE with FAITHFUL boys.
MARRIAGE with RICH boys.
BOYS POLICY:
INDIA is our Nation.
GIRLS are our DESTINATION.
FLIRTING is our PROFESSION.
DATING is our OCCUPATION.
to hell with our EDUCATION.
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