SATYAM ke employee se katai nahin karegi Basanti Shaadi!!!

Jay : Mausi, ladka SATYAM mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal SATYAM me rahne ke baad koi Company letikahan hai...

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se SATYAM mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal tosalary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi ratingto nahin milti hai... mausi..

Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati haikabhikabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein toyehilikha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karatahai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koisauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar le par SATYAM ke employee se katai nahin karegi Shaadi!!!

Secret of Longevity

A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step and asked I couldn't help noticing how happy you look!! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?

She said, "I smoke 4 pack of cigarettes a day, Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I dringk a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no excercise at all."

"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passerby and asks "How old are you?"

Old lady replies: "twenty-four."

Height of Wedding Card

That is not an Orkut page but it's a Wedding Card... After few days everybody will start sending invitation through Orkut....

The New7Wonders of the World were announced tonight in a star-studded ceremony featuring a fanfare of musical performances and a parade of world dignitaries. All came together for one night to highlight the world's cultural gems and shared heritage.
The New7Wonders of the World, in random order, are:

1. Taj Mahal (India),
2. Petra (Jordan),
3. Chichén Itzá (Mexico),
4. The Statue of Christ Redeemer (Brazil),
5. The Roman Colosseum (Italy),
6. Machu Picchu (Peru)
7. The Great Wall of China (China)

More than 100 million votes were cast worldwide.Actresses Hilary Swank and Bipasha Basu and actor Ben Kingsley hosted the ceremonies, which transformed the Benfica Stadium in Lisbon, Portugal and contrasted the more than 2,000-year-old Ancient Wonders, presented to the audience from a giant book, with the New7Wonders candidate finalists framed by a giant laptop computer.Bernard Weber, who launched the New7Wonders Foundation to unite the world by honoring our common heritage, announced the organization's next project: The New7Wonders of Nature.Among highlights of the evening were performances by Jennifer Lopez and Jose Carreras, as well as Dulce Pontes, Chaka Khan, Alessandro Safina and Joaquín Cortés. Special guests were Neil Armstrong, Bertrand Piccard, Frederico Mayor and Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal's homegrown football star.

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