Tuesday, July 24, 2007

My todays fortune


As you can see my todays fortune from Orkut.... "A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you"..
The message I got through sms is "The statement for your credit card xxxxxxxxxxxx of
Rs. 50000.00 with due date 09-08-07 has been sent to you by regular post on 23-07-07. Thank You."
ha ha ha what a cheerful message...

Monday, July 23, 2007

Partner - Laugh riot. Must watch...


Complete laugh, u will roll in ur seats... The dialogues in the movie (Partner) are simply sidesplitting and will have you rolling in your seats. The music is pretty catchy especially the title song.

Govinda completely steals the show in this movie, he makes a great comeback in style. Salman Khan is as stylish as ever. The leading ladies Lara and Katrina are also good.

I have already watched this movie three times....

Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro, TCS or Satyam?



One day, four consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys, one from TCS and one from Satyam, went out for a walk...

"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"

Why not, said the other three....

The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm"...

Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still....

As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...

Next it was Infosys guy who tried telling jokes and putting some funny gestures but couldn’t make monkey to laugh…


Now, comes the Satyamite. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him..

The other three were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"

So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, Infosys guy also followed same thing and they failed again...

Then, the Satyamite again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting the Satyamite's shoulder!

The other three just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run"...

And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy and Infosys guy true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go...

So...here comes Satyamite, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can...


The other three surrendered...They Said: "OK, we give up...


You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the four. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him....

"Well", said the Satyamite , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for Satyam . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying...



And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!